Quotes About Humor

Smiley-face tattoos. How drunk must he have been? It kind of changed her entire view of the man. No longer the arrogant sneering man. He was Tony. Tony with smiley-face tattoos on his butt.

Our parents are turning into vampires," Jane's brother had said to her. "Jigsaw-playing vampires.

This was rock bottom. She'd just licked a Kit Kat wrapper.

Now she understood. She could happily murder someone today! In fact, she felt like there should be some sort of recognition for her remarkable strength of character that she didn't.

When she looked up Tony was already walking toward the pool gate. As he lifted his arm to open it, his shorts suddenly slid down to his knees to reveal the entirety of his buttocks. "Fuck!" he said with deep feeling. Frances stared. What in the world? The man had tattoos of bright yellow smiley faces on both his butt cheeks. It was extraordinary. It was like discovering he was wearing a secret clown suit beneath his clothes.

Too bitchy. Male egos were so tender, just like their balls.

How in the world had Bonnie managed to get Madeline's ex-husband out of bed at that time of morning to go to work in a homeless shelter? Nathan wouldn't get up before eight a.m. in the ten years they'd been together. Bonnie must give him organic blow jobs. "Abigail

Jesus. She even knew Liam's name. How was that possible? She'd forgotten her very existence until thirty seconds ago. Liam looked over, aimed his stick straight at Cecilia and pulled the imaginary trigger. "Liam!" said Tess at the same time as Cecilia groaned, clutched her chest and buckled at the knees. She did it so well, for an awful moment Tess worried that she really was collapsing. Liam held the stick up to his mouth, blew on it and grinned, delighted.

Oh, that did me good! Laughter is wonderful for the digestion.

It is just too much effort to be funny and entertaining and loving. It is just too much effort to talk, really.

Hijinxs and crazy shenanigans that'll leave you chuckling to the bewilderment of those around you - Love Romance Passion

The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person.

Make jokes. No stress. Love. Live. Life. Proceed. progress.

Pull out the AK and pop you in your funny bone.

Even deaf bitches say hi to me, she tell a blind bitch and she say I gotta see.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

A female feline named Katta Is getting fatta and fatta But she's pretty and purry And funny and furry So what does an ounce or two matta?

He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.

that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.

So you're a dom, huh? Nice." I stabbed my pancakes again. "Kinky." "You're the one who ties people up, babe.

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it?

I don't even have moderately big breasticles. They just look like - well, nevermind what they look like. At least they stay strapped down when I worm into a sports bra.

I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace.

He laughed. The laugh could strip the skin off an elephant in seconds.