Quotes About Humor

I tell you that there are eighty-plus-year-old nudists cavorting on your property, Ashley O'Ballivan, and all you can do is laugh?

But...that doesn't make any sense...!' 'It does if you're a goat.

I had tried marijuana several times, but in the words of my friend and longtime assistant Janet Stark, "When I smoke pot, it makes me want to hide under the bed with a box of graham crackers and not share.

Ish ish AY!" It was not easy to speak clearly through a gargantuan mouthful of cheeseburger. Dan was trying to say "This is GREAT!" but the words came out filtered through ground sirloin and two slices of cheese.

From my travel blog @ http://www.lwmcferrin.com/travel When faced with disaster, the best medicine is laughter.

Fool witch once, shame on you. Fool witch twice, oozing sores and an eternal rash in private areas.

The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken started dancing. By then he was pretty much used to anything and only asked if the chicken shouldn't be doing the Chicken Dance instead.

and a new dress because her asshole husband had bought an ugly funeral outfit she was stuck in for eternity

She called me a rat.' 'Oh yes, I gathered you two were very close!

popular men who laugh at your jokes pose a threat which blatant villains can never command.

There was one good side to my male relations. Since they were married to my sisters, they had all learned to be swiftly subdued by sarcasm.

Giraffes don't play golf.

One thing that you and I have in common is that we both love me.

Om man vill vara högtidlig, kan man säga att jag hade hittat hem, har han sagt, och om man vill vara lustig, kan man tala om kärlek vid första ögonkastet.

Had I not been thinking always of the ludicrous aspects of my own plight, or of the plight of others, I could not have survived that depressing, degrading experience without spiritual harm.

Your kids can say some cruel things to you at times. For example, Nicole, Miles and Sofie are standing there in the room and I'm dressed to kill in my own mind. They'll say to me, 'Dad, you're not going out there looking like that are you?' If that doesn't kill a star, I don't know what does!

One of us could always get pancreatic cancer," you said pleasantly.

Probably it is impossible for humor to be ever a revolutionary weapon. Candide can do little more than generate irony.

At least I wasn't Major Disaster. That was Tommy's mom.

We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations, and you can also have your own style, personality and sense of humor, because now we're allowed to.

He scoops up the gigantic cat and rests it on his lap. "This is Dick. I call him that because it was the only way I could make sure I got some.

All that air," you repeated. "You are funny." "No. I'm just Irish.

Such a shit, her big brother. He hid it with a mischievous veneer of dark humor, but she sometimes suspected that the darkness ran much deeper.

Such a shit, her big brother. He hid it with a mischievous veneer of dark humour, but she sometimes suspected that the darkness ran much deeper.