Quotes About Humor

Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again.

I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at

Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

Only when you die will you cease to feel ridiculous.

A book is a beautifully written troll

This did not faze Danny, who had been called much worse things, occasionally by the emergency room staff. (Seriously, though, why would anyone make chocolate-flavored laxatives? It was just asking for trouble.)

I'll give you . . ." He paused and made a flourishing gesture with both hands. ". . . a thousand dollars!" It was bad enough, thought Molly, that he thought she would sell Castle Hangnail. But for such an insultingly low price? "How about I give you a thousand legs?" she asked. "It'll require turning you into a millipede, but I think I can manage it.

No elaborate stories of monsters and quicksand and lightning and having to cross rivers of hot lava by jumping on the heads of ravenous lava earwigs the size of cows, with pincers made out of giant steel knives?

and that's how Snuggles the hamster learned that yes, things COULD always get worse.

I have found more fist bumps and handshakes and high fives until someone shouts, wassup my nigga, because drunk white kids think imitating black people is hilarious.

Our laughter is only a note or two short of a scream of fear.

The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life.

The law is a tedious profession and is relieves the boredom by its own little comedies

Indeed, one could go so far as to say that humor helps as an effective antidote against a useless struggle against the ultimate danger: the ever-present fear of death in self-conscious beings like us.

Mun suullan on vissi joku syöny kissanpaska.

Suomen pojat! Tulkaa hakemaan leipää!» – Tu sinä hakeen leipäs päälle voita! khihihi.

Sitten hän kysyi Vanhalalta virallisen tärkeällä äänellä: – Korpraali Vanhala. Oletteko te lammas vai suomalainen sotamies? – Minä olen mailman paras metsätaistelija, hihi… – Niinpä niin. Honkajoki huokasi muka surkean alistuvasti. – Yksi toivo minulla vielä on. Kunpa sota loppuisi ja pääsisi isoon taloon sonniksi.