Quotes About Humor

In actual fact, the female function is to explore, discover, invent, solve problems crack jokes, make music -- all with love. In other words, create a magic world.

There's more truth in comedy than in tragedy.

I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.

I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them.

I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?

Since when do you check out other girls, girlfriend?" Dawn shrugs. There's a little shy smile on her face. "Since always." Laronda gives a loud snort-laugh and puts her hand to her mouth. "Wait, are you—

Gordie reaches over and picks up my glass and takes a swig. "Hey!" he says. "Yummy!" "See?" I tell Gracie. But she continues to grimace. "You do realize that Gee Three liking something is empirically meaningless? He's a pig." At that, Logan, who sits next to me, starts to laugh.

Above all, let's hope we never take ourselves too seriously.

My father wore the pants in the family–at least, after the court order.

So even in hell, there are clowns.

Looks like someone had a mood swing." She rolls her eyes. Like you don't want to know what his fears are. He acts so tough that he's probably afraid of marshmallows and really bright sunrises or something.

La ironía es la mejor arma que poseen el periodista y el escritor.

You must, however, not lose your sense of humor, which is also a great item in your success. Sense of humor is the counterweight for your misfortunes which you will meet from time to time, from the smallest to the biggest ... If you take anything seriously without any sense of humor and you should happen to fail, it will be the beginning of your downfall.

I quickly found myself in the center of the room, trussed up to a sturdy, high-backed chair, which Joaquin happily assured me was an original Louis the Fourteenth. Oh goody. I'd hate to die bound to something from IKEA.

What about Cher and Suzanne?" I called after him. "I don't know, but if you end up kissing them, call me. I wanna watch.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.