Quotes About Humor

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it.

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.

HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.

I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine.

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken.

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.

The best thing about London is Paris.

The best way to make the most serious point in the world is to be as unserious as possible.

I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids.

Mr. Bean is at his best when he is not using words, but I am equally at home in both verbal and nonverbal expression.

The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating.

Keep your chin up. No one expected you to save the world, otherwise you would have been born wearing a cape and tights. Just do the best you can.

People called me "Slim" and "Daddy Long Legs." My best friend Martine named me Daddy Long Legs after she saw me running track. She was making fun of me!

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, its the best job in the world.

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.

I am the best tennis player who cannot play tennis.

An English philosopher said that whatever is cosmic is also comic. Do the best you can and don't take it so seriously.