Quotes About Humor

What? It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's worse.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

The moment you think of a joke is the best moment.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it is here. It's the best kept secret.

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

Humor can be one of our best survival tools.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face.

Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.

Sometimes presenting the most ignorant point of view can be the best way to satirize the issue and highlight that ignorance.

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.

One of my best friends is named David Leventhal, and it has always been a constant source of amusement to see how the similarity and differences play out in our lives.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

Maybe—just maybe—Sadie had my best interests at heart. (I just caught her making faces at me, so maybe not.)

Andrea raised her hand. "This is the hand that slapped Aunt B." "Maybe you should have it gold-plated." "Here, you can touch it, since you're my best friend.

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.

My best friend is disabled. There's nothing he hates more than being left out of the jokes, to be treated with kid gloves. That's the insult.

If you look at 'The Best Man, ' there's a lot of humor in that, but I never consider that movie a comedy. I felt that it was a drama with comedic elements and comedic parts to it.

I think the best romantic comedies don't have villains.

I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can't be changed..And, forget the present because I didn't get you one.

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.