Quotes About Humor

Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.

Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves. A man must have a good share of wit himself to endure a great share of it in another.

Two mothers-in-law.

Laugh while-a you can, monkey boy.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

There is no gravity," I said. He grinned lopsidedly. "The earth sucks. Ain't it the truth.

How come you got to start making the bed the minute your feet hit the floor? You need to lighten up, girl. Live a little!' Then she'd laugh, delighted with herself and at my inability to be angry with her.

My funny valentine,Sweet comic valentine,You make me smile with my heart.Your looks are laughable,Unphotographable,Yet you're my fav'rite work of art.

Si se te escapa un "mi brigada" mando que te hagan la manicura del crimen de Cuenca.

He was a man, an attractive man if one overlooked the obnoxiousness. But women had to overlook men's personality flaws, else nobody would ever wed and/or reproduce and the human race would come to an end. Naturally

Clara will break him to bridle," Longmore said. "And if she can't cure his wild ways, who knows? Maybe he'll ride into a ditch or get run over by a post chaise, and she'll be a young widow. Do try to look on the bright side.

Oh, it's ridiculous. I ought to laugh. But I can't. You won't believe it." "Of course we will," Sophye said. "He offered you a carte blanche," Leonie said. "No, he asked me to marry him." There was a short stunned silence. Then, "I reckon he's in a marrying mood," Sophy said.

By gad, is that you, Ainswood? I haven't seen you in a dog's age. How's the gout? Still troubling you?

Humor will relieve an awkward moment.

U mojem rje?niku, romantika nije pla?ljiv, sladunjav pojam«, rekla je ona. »Ona je poput ukusna jela za?injenog uzbuñenjem i humorom i zdravom mjerom cinizma.«

Do you know, Lady Bredon, I do believe in time, with the proper guidance, you might become almost . . . intelligent," he said. She put a hand to her head. "Where are my smelling salts?

Women don't have a sense of humor," Bertie said. "They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From which one may logically deduce that the Almighty is a female.

Come," he coaxed, "tell me a murderous, wicked thought." She scowled at her shoe. "I have wanted to strangle my papa," she muttered. "Egad! Patricide. Well, that's a relief," said he with a grin. "I thought I was the only one.

I can take a joke," she said. "I've married you, haven't I?

The beasts tossed their heads and answered with evil horsey laughter.

M*A*S*H offered real characters and everybody identified with them because they had such soul. The humor was intelligent and it always assumed that you had an intellect.