Quotes About Humor

Perhaps," said Jasper shyly, "you would like some Gargletine Instant Breakfast Drink?" Katie fixed him with a long, level stare. Gargletine TM caused hysteria in lab rats and took the brown off horses. "Maybe not," said Katie. "But thanks.

not the quickest bunny in the centrifuge?

Cuando un problema aparece, por favor pregunta: Cómo limpio con esto? Ihaleakalá dice que si escuchas algo ridículo, lo hagas, porque has escuchado bien. Dios tiene un gran sentido del humor.

Our specialty was exasperated dignity and the discombombulation of Authority.

I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.

Ricky Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later.

Ricky Let's drop it. Let's ecks-nay on the becks-nay. Ig-pay atlin-lay. Bobby Will you ut-shay your outh-may Ricky Ayn-saying-ay Bobby I don't know, you're doing it wrong, I don't understand what the hell you're saying. Ricky Onch-pay oo-bay ... ay-bay ay-way Bobby Ut-shay your ace-fay, asshole-ay. Ricky Did you hear that Did you hear what he said Whadaya think of that

Were they humble? No. They were, in their own minds, human skyscrapers, fragrant with testosterone; backslapping, hand-crunching, sports-talking deal makers who spoke a language alien to me and, while swearing imaginatively at one another, often giggled like kids.

The only way to cope with something deadly serious is to try to treat it a little lightly.

I genuinely liked all of the cast members very much. Steve had a wicked sense of humor. I remember Russell coming to my rescue, once. I watched Eric evolve before everyone's eyes. Maurice loved what he did, so. He treated his character with respect, down to the costuming.

Castleford looked up lazily. He turned his gaze on Summerhays. "What is wrong with him, to get him all puffed up like he holds a bad wind that needs farting?" "Fate. Passion. The stupidity of life." Castleford drank some coffee. "In other words, he has fallen in love.

Powersnoop," as one of my wry young patients calls it,

Will you bear my child?" he asked me. I laughed at him. "No, never and never.

Father, are we late enough to kill astronomers?

We were silent a moment. 'So, which of the suitors would you have picked?' I shoved him, and he laughed

I cannot account for the fact that she married me, but since it is to my benefit, I try not to bring it to her attention.

He had the distracted chuckle of troubled old people who look within, keeping watch on failing organs.

All the little gods of irony must whoop and weep and roll on the floors of Olympus when they tune in on the night thoughts of a truly fatuous male.

You did very well, old friend. Shall I blush and simper? If you don't keep it up for long. I hate blushing and simpering in a grown man when it goes on and on.

A gaggle of giggles?" Meyer said, trying that one on me. My turn. "How about a prance of pussycats?" "Not bad at all. Hmmm. A scramble of scrumptious?

Only three things are real: God, human folly, and laughter. Since we can do nothing with the first two, we must do what we can with the third.

Nice girl, dear boy. Oh . . . I shrugged. You know. Most attractive. Cheaper than central heating. I'm sure.

Humour is a manifestation of freedom. It is because there is freedom that there is smile.