Quotes About Humor

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

You've got to try and do your best, and the failure is what's funny. But you can't be aware of the failure, you've just got to keep trying to do your best.

What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.

There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.

She gets naughty with her Pilates body And she thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody

Let's face it, most pretty girls aren't funny.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

I'm a mischievous drunk.

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.

I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine.

Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.

Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.