Quotes About Humor

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

All the religions are super funny to me.

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk wasnt some serious song, but it was huge! It was funny.

I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But it's like in the end, there has to be confidence.

Some things just strike me as funny. The way things play out just makes me laugh sometimes. It drives my wife crazy sometimes because I'll just be laughing for no reason.

I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.

I'm really funny now.

It's funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other.

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

I started a funny book from the 1930s called The Code of the Woosters by P. G. Wodehouse. Wodehouse is a comic genius.

I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like.

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

I had a very funny family.

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.

Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on theroad an hour.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.