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Quotes About Humor

I'm usually sort of ambiguous in terms of whether I'm playing a good person or a bad person. I can walk that line of funny but also dark, and I'm happy doing that.
~ Amy Hill
I enjoyed writing for someone elses voice, but I wasnt very good at it.
~ Anthony Jeselnik
The opportunity to lecture had restored my good humor.
~ Barbara Mertz
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
~ Bette Midler
Now it looks like I'll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I'll be known as the New Zealand idiot.
~ Bret McKenzie
I think that's my personality, to have a good laugh and not to take myself too seriously. And of course I have my things on the court but when I'm off the court I just like to have fun.
~ Caroline Wozniacki
You don't believe me?" Jace asked. "Fine. Go ahead. Kiss me right now." Alec stared at him in horror. "Exactly. Despite my staggering good lucks, you actually don't like me that way.
~ Cassandra Clare
Well, she's not responding to my advances," he observed more brightly than he felt, "so she must be dead." "Or she's a woman of good taste and sense.
~ Cassandra Clare
Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery
~ Charles Simmons
I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.
~ Chelsea Handler
I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.
~ Chris O'Dowd
All good writers across the board, if they're dealing with real tragedy, they will give you comedy in it. And if they're dealing with real comedy, there will be tragic moments in it.
~ Chukwudi Iwuji
I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
~ Colin Quinn
I like girls with a good sense of humour. Girls who are a lot of fun to be around.
~ Corbin Bleu
Some good news. Finally, President Bush is going to do something about global warming. He became alarmed when another chunk of ice fell off his mother.
~ David Letterman
Finally we got some good news about the economy. Barack Obama got $800 billion to rescue the economy. All I can say is, 'Thank you, Oprah.'
~ David Letterman
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
~ Doug Larson
You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.
~ Dov Davidoff
All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush.....Him I could do without.
~ Dr. Seuss
If you're going to make a comedy and if your sole interest is in making people laugh and feel good and entertaining them, then you check your ego at the door.
~ Dwayne Johnson
I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.
~ Eric Andre
[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.
~ Eric Andre
To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that's what the musical does best.
~ Eric Idle
I laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It's not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.
~ Eugene Mirman