Quotes About Humor

I have four kids. They are two years apart, and contraception has been very, very good to me.

The idea for any cartoon (my experience, anyway) is rarely spontaneous. Good ideas usually evolve out of pretty lame ones, and vice versa.

Devyn: "But what can I say? I'm irresistible." Bride: "No, you're a ho, but the good news is I'm ok with that!

It is much easier to write a good Times leading article than a good joke in Punch.

I'm not used to be the adult. I'm not very good at being the adult. To some regard, I wanted to just hang out and joke around, like I would normally, but I had to try to find the movie to shoot.

Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.

We both laugh. And it feels good. A release. Like laughing at a funeral. Maybe inappropriate, but definitely needed.

Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies.

Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.

I have no skills. I mean, I can make jokes, I'm pretty good at talking to people on the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I can figure out what makes a pretty good story, and I can make eggs really well.

After three takes, [George Clooney] is like, 'We got it,' and I'm still thinking, 'I'm just getting used to this. I shouldn't have done it in a Russian accent.' No, he's great. He's a good guy.

People who can dance and sing are often very good at comedy.

Polite Conversation Why, everyone one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow.

Pranking is ultimately turning the world upside down. It's in good fun.

Kim Coates is really funny. He's a blast. If you have to get beaten up and tortured, he's a good guy to get tortured by.

I have a good sense of humor. I think everything we do should have whimsy in it.

Im studying jerkoffs in the wild," Ben answered dryly. "This seemed like a good chance to view one up close.

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows.

Chris Rock is a good friend of mine, and he is hysterical.

Good luck, man." Wraith clapped him on the shoulder. "For an angel, you don't suck." "Ditto. For a demon....well, you do suck." "Because I'm half vampire?" "Sure," Reaver said. "Let's go with that.

Good God. I don't believe St. Vincent and the word 'celibacy' have ever been mentioned in the same sentence before.

"How did you - " "Fool your guards? They're not very good. They forgot to check the ceiling for spiders." Valek grinned. His angular face softened.

I play a guy who is 40. And I am a very good actor, because I'm 41.