Quotes About Humor

Oh, this has got to be something humorus.

I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus-

And the moral for Dinosaurs is: Lock the Back Door!

I'm a floating TURNIP HEAD

Dear brother," Number Two replied, "I can eat shit, I just don't like the taste.

I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor.

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

Par ma foi ! il y a plus de quarante ans que je dis de la prose sans que j'en susse rien, et je vous suis le plus obligé du monde de m'avoir appris cela. »

Mais, supposé, comme il est vrai, que les exercices de la piété souffrent des intervelles et que les hommes aient besoin de divertissement, je soutiens qu'on ne leur en peut trouver un qui soit plus innocent que la comédie.

You see him laboring to produce bons mots.

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.

I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.

The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Jim Hightower, reflecting on Bush's "stay-the-course" strategy, said, "If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want the drillin' rights on that man's head.

The soul of Dallas is located at the Tomb of the Unknown Shopper, a monument that has not yet been built, but it will be as soon as Dallas acquires a municipal sense of humor.

rabbit mousse

her books are shot through with painful parties and awkwardly inane dining-table conversation,

Especially when she thought it was chicken.

That man is so old, he's older than his birthday.

The world's perverse, but it could be worse.

As I was walking to my car, a crow that was sitting on a wall suddenly scooped down and did number two on my head. Luckily I was holding a newspaper on my head at that time because sun was very strong and I didn't want to become tanned. So thanks god my blow-dried hair didn't get spoiled. People say it is a good amen when a bird does potty on you, but I am sorry, what's so good about your head being used as a toilet?

The limerick packs laughs anatomical, into space that is quite economical; but the good ones I've seen, so seldom are clean, and the clean ones so seldom are comical.

her newly coiffed hair now jutting from her head like feathers on a badly plucked chicken.