Quotes About Humor

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

I feel like humor is the answer to everything. If you have a little bit of humor in the shaker and you can sprinkle that on, that's your answer.

Cosmic humor, especially about your own predicament, is an important part of your journey.

I didn't see much besides Melbourne and a quick trip down to the Twelve Apostles, but all the Aussies I encountered were good-spirited and had a fine sense of humor.

My father was a small claims court jester.

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

I chose Eat: LA as a broadcast partner because of its good taste, sense of humor, and spirit of adventure.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

everybody fancies they have that rare thing, a sense of humour.

I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

If you had to choose only two qualities to get you through times of change, the first should be a sense of self-worth and the second a sense of humor.

The experienced pastor will recognize to which situation humor belongs and to which belongs sobriety.

I got my start in silent radio.

My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.

I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.

An adequate share of humor and laughter represents an essential part of the diet of the healthy person.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.

There are a lot of movies with vampires and monsters and super-great effects, but if there's no humor or human relations, I don't think it's ever worth seeing.

I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce.