Quotes About Humor

Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"

Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.

There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of humor and threat and significance, deep significance.

I do have a dirty sense of humor.

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.

Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke.

My father was very funny, so I grew up with humor in the house. And I was always really attracted to comedies on TV. I was always really attracted to comics.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.

I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.

Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.

I knew nothing about farce until I read Puce a l'Oreille, and had no idea what a deadly serious business it is.

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.

The only laws are paradox, humor and change.

In a way, the political cartoon drawings are things that are small and have humor and a childhood aesthetic and are often stronger to spread an opinion.

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Humor is tragedy plus time.

He kills her in her own humor.

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.