Quotes About Humor

I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort.

I don't feel that I'm strictly Danish I don't feel that my sense of humor is strictly Danish or my human sensibility is strictly Danish.

If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.

From an early age onward, it was said that 'Ingmar has no sense of humor.'

Along with a sense of humor, my songs have to be sincere, and they have to be sung from a position of inner conviction.

Both of my kids have my sense of humor - they're definitely entertaining.

When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.

I'm not just a big-haired redhead country singer who dresses flamboyantly, has this wicked sense of humor and wears rhinestones.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

Although Lewis Carroll thought of The Hunting of the Snark as a nonsense ballad for children, it is hard to imagine - in fact one shudders to imagine - a child of today reading and enjoying it.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

Hunting party," Horace said Both Halt and Will looked at him sarcastically. "You think?" Will said. "Maybe they found the deer and brought him back to repair him.

John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg.

Imagination offers people consolation for what they cannot be, and humor for what they actually are.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

Don't go to summer camp. Bury your parents in the backyard and have the place to yourself.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.