Quotes About Humor

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool.

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

Laughter is the best way To make somebody's heart beat

Windows 95 is what Rube Goldberg would have designed if he'd studied cartooning at M.I.T.

And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had to assume they were devoured by wolves and go on with your life.

If he was an inch taller he'd be the best center half in Britain. His father is 6 ft 2 in - I'd check the milkman.

When Sam Snead was asked how to putt, he said, 'Putt for one hundred dollars'.

There is but one pleasure in life equal to that of being called on to make an after-dinner speech, and that is not being called on to make one.

Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.

I'd rather be funny than wise.

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.

If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and every day!

A giggler always wins his/her enemies.

Humor is the honey in my tea.

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I was born at a very early age. As I grew up, I got older... So far though, this is the oldest I've ever been.

Times of sadness are the very moment to laugh and laugh greatly.

Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, "make me one with everything.

Isn't corn like a meat or something?

Nothing has to be funny. Sometimes I just laugh to heal my soul.

Nothing has to be funny, sometimes I just laugh to unclog my soul.

I laugh when i'm hurt.I laugh when i'm confused.I laugh when i'm angry.I laugh because others will laugh as well, and while we are laughing, I feel okay for a while.