Quotes About Humor

Tristram Shandy

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

If you think I'm dressing up as your ecclesiastical secretary like the last time, it's a no go. I'm not wearing a cassock in this heat.

One may dream of a culture where everyone bursts into laughter when someone says: this is true, this is real.

We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.

We should laugh before being happy, for fear of dying without having laughed.

We must laugh before we are happy, for fear of dying without having laughed at all.

Un omagiu ironic adus moravurilor u?oare ale timpului.

I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished.

When hit in the stomach by a line drive, he wrote his parents that it was "to the great annoyance of that intricate organ, and to the great delight of all present.

I walk with Rafe to the End of the Rainbow. With his wild ginger hair and beard flattened by the rain, he looks like a wet haystack. He catches me grinning at him. "Well, you don't look like any GQ guy yourself," he says, and then we're laughing like maniacs while the rain pours down on us.

It's a good day when you can get two birds stoned at once.

But," she said to the priest, "I'm not dead yet. I've heard the angels farting on the ceiling.

Temos de rir. Senão a tragédia vai nos fazer voar pela janela.

Guy walks into the doctor's office," the clownish fool retorts, "says, 'Doc, I've hurt my arm in several places.' 'So,' his doctor says, 'stay outta those places.'" "How

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

the real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige.

And there he lay in his bed, a broken man, worn out by a way of life which had been thrust upon him because of the antics of a wayward pig.

What was the good of restrained laughter; it made a mockery of the entire practice of laughing.

Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.