Quotes About Humor

The lowest boor may laugh on being tickled, but a man must have intelligence to be amused by wit.

I like actors. I like their insecurities, their humor and their intelligence.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

I think that villains who are just brawn, muscles and weapons are boring. So I always try to find intelligence in my villains and also a sense of humor whenever that is possible.

You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit.

I will keep where there is wit stirring, and leave the faction of fools.

An individual deficient in the sense of humor represents more of a challenge to our idea of the human than a person of subnormal intelligence

A smart woman would have shut up. Did I? Hell no. Intelligence is overrated anyway.

It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

Without that poise and balance and gentle humor and caring sense, nothing happens at all. It's just egotism and vanity and jealousy and possessiveness.

Jealousy is not a nice feeling, I hate feeling jealous. But if you can admit it and laugh at yourself, then that's a good way of dealing with your feelings.

If she were any friendlier, she'd be giving you a lapdance right now.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing.

I believe in kindness. Also in mischief.

ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.

I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.

There is a rollicking kindness that looks like malice.

It is the business of a comic poet to paint the vices and follies of human kind.

Michael Pollan is a champion. In all ways. A man of great integrity, humor, and common sense and kindness.

Melissa Pritchard's prose, that darkly lyrical firmament, is brightened by the dizzy luminous arrangement of her stars and satellites, her great gifts to us: humor, irony, kindness, brilliance.

It takes all sorts of in and outdoor schooling To get adapted to my kind of fooling.