Quotes About Humor

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

Laughter is good for both the body and the soul.

I'd love to do comedy. And I think I have a pretty good sense of comic thing, so I'd really like to try that.

Why sadness was created?So we could rest from laughing.

Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine.

Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.

I value each woman for what she has to offer whether it be charm-beauty-wit-intelligence or humor but warmth is the quality I value most.

I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

Really, all you need to become a good knitter are wool, needles, hands, and slightly below-average intelligence. Of course superior intelligence, such as yours and mine, is an advantage.

In a late-night monologue, it's not just about being funny; you have to come off as knowledgeable. You have to cultivate a persona of trust and intelligence and likeability.

I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

I noticed at once that Depp had a dangerously energized intelligence . . . He was a suave little brute, but he had a wicked sense of humor and a rare instinct for escalation.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you're parodying.

When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.

Zingers should glow with intelligence as well as drip with contempt.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

If someone is genuine, compassionate and kind, that is a turn-on. A sense of humor is a huge turn on, and that goes hand in hand with intelligence.

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.