Quotes About Humor

Look here', he said, frowning, 'You shouldn't joke about matters related to food.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

But when I turn up the volume on the TV no laugh track is playing.

PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Historian: A broad-gauge gossip.

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.

Saint. A dead sinner revised and edited.

Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Sometimes the only sense we can make out of life is a sense of humor.

Il arrive que la vie manque de tact, et qu'elle déploie ses incongruités au mauvais moment, quand nous n'avons aucune envie de sourire.

Once, on a walk with the president, Senator Selden Spencer of Missouri tried to cheer Coolidge by pointing to the White House and asking, in a joking tone, who might live there. "Nobody," Coolidge replied, "they just come and go.

TEXAN: "Where are you from?" HARVARD STUDENT: "I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions." TEXAN: "OK, where are you from, jackass?" —Variation on an old joke

There can be funny moments during sad stories

When we take our social role too seriously the first thing we lose is our sense of humor.

He] was what people called a man's man. He fixed things and he had a deep laugh. He looked like he could carry you out of a burning building and he looked like the kind of man who would go back in to get your poodle. And even though he made fun of his own looks [...], I liked his face.

used to write copy. My boss told me: If you gotta say it's upscale, it ain't. My boss said, It's like that guy who tells you he's funny.

The fact that I'm sitting here in the chilly leaves imagining ways to get rid of the boy I loved so much I brought him back from the dead is so ridiculous, so horrifying, it's almost funny. In an unbelievable, black humor way that's not really funny at all.

Sweet baby Jesus, what do I have to do? Sing Closer to Fine a hundred times to earn the password to the lesbian clubhouse?" She

Work must reflect the randomness of life, with its incessant, merciless, almost humorous bombardment of highly contrasting emotions and experiences.

Okay," Crick said, rolling his eyes. "I give. Which part of my body is more interesting than my ass?" Deacon rewarded his obtuseness with a smack to the head. "Your heart, you fuckin' moron...

Jeff Beachum, Sergeant of Snark, Wielder of Witticism, Dominator of the Double Entendre, completely ran out of things to say.

Like" is a mild sort of word for what Con and I have," Collin replied, leaning forward to touch noses with the big doofus. Constantine half-closed his eyes and twitched his whiskers back. "I"d go with the deeply twisted interpersonal relationship that a hero has for his nemesis, sort of a Batman/Joker thing, if the Joker suddenly started going down on Batman like a porn-star on Viagra." Jeff looked at him in alarm. "Jesus, Sparky, stop touching my cat!

Now about this turtle. I think I'm gonna name it Oliver." "Why's that?" "Because he's leaving little turtle poop 'Oliver' his terrarium.