Quotes About Humor

Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.

You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues.

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.

How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!

If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars ' I'd wind up owing them money.

Dear intelligent people of the world, don't get shampoo in your eyes. It really stings. There. Done. Now fucking stop torturing animals.

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.

Remember, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

The best thing about being dead is that you don't know about it. It's like being stupid - it's only painful for others.

Here lies Ricky Gervais: He had a laugh then found a lump.

You can laugh at bad things without being bad people.

PC culture isn't killing comedy, it's driving it. As it always did.

If you can laugh in the face of adversity, you're bullet-proof.

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.

Maybe that's the whole teen oeuvre, you know covering people in disgusting bodily fluids and whatnot.

MEN, Charlene said. Leave that to you! Willa quipped.

I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Hey, Adrian Edmondson," I said with compassion for the little tot, "why don't you eat my thesis and take my wallet and cigarette lighter so you can go to the pub and do some more of your drinking which you do so well although you're definitely not an alcoholic.