Quotes About Humor

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.

In terms of love, you're not in control and I hate that feeling. I seem to write a lot of sad songs because I'm a very tragic person. But there's always an element of humour at the end.

What a sad business is being funny!

Ah, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.

Reynie's fce fell. 'It's not funny, Kate.' For a moment - a fleeting moment - Kate looked desperately sad. 'Well, of course it's not funny, Reynie Muldoon. But what do you want me to do? Cry?

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.

I'm trying to make sure that there's comedy as well as sadness. It makes the sadness more memorable.

Whenever I have that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.

... a nation without humor is not only sad but dangerous.

We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.

It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

Steve Yarbrough's Safe from the Neighbors will take your breath away. Ambitious, funny, sad, smart, and beautifully crafted, it's everything a novel should be.

I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things.

She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. 'There,' said the large man. 'The kittens will make your sad go away.

Death is sad, yes, but there are some great laughs you can find there.

The world is a very serious and, at times, very sad place - but at other times it is all such a joke.

I'm sad, but I'm laughing.

Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me.

Writing jokes for others is like having babies for someone else. It's sad. Like the woman who gives up her baby but needs to be close so she secretly becomes the maid in the household.