Quotes About Humor

The funniest people are the saddest ones

GreenHollyWood blocked me on skype..., and why???I can't make black jokes???So you can make, but I can't so sad!

Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious

So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral?

Humor comes in all forms, and everyone has their cup of tea about what makes them laugh. But the day we censor humor is a sad one for sure.

Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Organic chemistry is the study of organs; inorganic chemistry is the study of the insides of organs.

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour.

There was a young fellow from Trinity, Who took the square root of infinity. But the number of digits, Gave him the fidgets; He dropped Math and took up Divinity.

Young man, if I could remember the names of these particles, I would have been a botanist.

The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.

Oh, that Einstein, always skipping lectures... I certainly never would have thought he could do it.

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.

Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.