Quotes About Humor

Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.

There was that half-smirk again, playing around his lips, as if he was deciding whether the situation was amusing enough to warrant a full smile.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

A girl has to have a beautiful smile, Beautiful eyes and she should have a good sense of humor. She should be Honost, loving and trustworthy.

It takes 42 muscles to smile. Instead pick up your middle finger and say "bite me!

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.

There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult.

No matter how grouchy you're feeling, You'll find the smile more or less healing. It grows in a wreath All around the front teeth - Thus preserving the face from congealing.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.

I don't want to just play the same thing. But with The Red Road, no one has ever seen me like that. No one really even knows that I smile, have a personality and have a sense of humor.

Good-humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to Nature that we take her no more seriously than she takes us. I maintain that one should always talk of philosophy with a smile.

One thing you'll say for skeletons, they'll always give you a smile.