Quotes About Humor

Carry laughter with you wherever you go.

She turned and looked at him. "Ducks?" she said again. A smile tugged the edge of his mouth. "I hate ducks. Don't know why. I just always have.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

...that is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.

Her smile was peculiar - it made her nose wrinkle, not as though she smelled something unpleasant, but more that she was so amused, her whole face wanted to be a part of the smile.

A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.

If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips.

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."

Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.

"I forgot that's what gets you all hot and bothered, Jace, girls killing things." "I like anyone killing things, especially me." he said with a smile.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

I laugh until I weep And weep until I smile

I want to be remembered as a guy who's not going to change your life but who is going to change your mood. As a guy who made you smile and say, "I miss him. He was a lot of fun."

Jordan couldn't keep the smile off her face. "Yeah, I like this guy. He rescued me from a crazed man with a gun, he makes me laugh, and he calls his mother Ma. I'd say he's a keeper.

Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.

I found my personal style in black humor and mixing funny things with very touching ones - like trying to force people to cry and smile almost at the same moment.

I could get you to smile like that, and without sales tax.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

I like to laugh, I like to smile, and I don't take myself too seriously. I can be a goofball.

Well, I'm glad you didn't drown." His eyes warm up with his face. I smile back at him. "Yeah, that would've sucked." "Definitely.

You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention.

Such labour'd nothings, in so strange a style, Amaze th' unlearn'd and make the learned smile.

I try to visit people in hospitals when I can, smiling and joking while I'm there. But when I leave, I just start crying.

Irony is the bringing together of two contradictory truths and to make out of the contradiction a new truth, with a laugh or a smile.