Quotes About Humor

I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind.

To live in society today is like living in one enormous comic-strip.

The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent.

I love myself when I am laughing. . . and then again when I am looking mean and impressive.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Why is it that the stupidest people are always the most good-natured?

It hardly can be called a sin, If something's funny and you grin! …

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

Damn, some days I wished I'd been made a toaster.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

You'd look beautiful in a feedbag dress tied in the middle with a rope.

Rape humour signals that rape culture has escaped the law. The laughter is malicious affirmation of a culture that recognises that, although rape might officially be a crime, the majority of rapists walk free without even having to endure the discomfort of being accused by victims or publicly or privately shamed.

It's hard to sit on the floor and change your socks without looking as though you're sitting on the floor changing your socks

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

Gentlemen, why do you not laugh? With the fearful strain that is upon me day and night, if I did not laugh, I should die.

Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

Now I can ride. I have a pumpkin in each end of my sack.

sometimes crazy uncles—from Samuel Johnson to G. K. Chesterton.

Jokes were a good way to talk about something while acting like you weren't really talking about it.