Quotes About Humor

It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it's funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money.

The wittiest authors evoke a barely perceptible smile.

A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer.

I was just thinking of bunding up Cecily and feeding her to the ducks in Hyde Park," said Will, pushing his wet hair back and favoring Jem with a rare smile.

..her smile, which was her pretty feature, was never so pretty as when her sprightly phrase had a scratch lurking in it.

If you want to do a movie about aliens coming down to Earth nowadays, you need to do it with a smile.

It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean.

People need the court jester, so I keep that smile on and keep going out there to do what I do.

Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it; no reproach is like that we clothe with a smile and present with a bow.

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.

Anywhere, anytime, I'd sacrifice the finest nuance for a laugh, the most elegant trope for a smile.

Are there grounds now and then for an unironic smile?

God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again.

Our eyes met across the crowded room, like in the movies, except we didn't share a knowing smile and race into each other's arms. Instead I fell into the trash can.

You're impinging on my private space," I said, inching backward. Patch gave a barely-there smile. "Impinging? This isn't the SAT, Nora.

But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

I've always wanted to entertain people, or make them smile, or tell a joke that would make them laugh. I don't think there was this deep down burning passion to be an actor.

Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are.

We need to have a little humor in our lives. .If the time ever comes when we can't smile at ourselves, it will be a sad time.

Are you OK?" I asked. "I think so." Logan stared at me, and a smile pulled up his lips. "But maybe you should give me mouth-to-mouth, just to make sure.

I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.

'Tropic Thunder' is one of my favorite movies of all time. 'Blazing Saddles.' Anything that will get me to smile.

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

Evangelicals always assume that humor and faith are contradictory. It's OK to smile, to be nice, but not frivolous.