Quotes About Humor

And every year, Ronald McDonald takes the Pulitzer.

To treat the inhumane world with ridicule is to make it tolerable.

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Absurdity is what I like most in life.

Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

Life is too short to be serious

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life forms, and they call you crazy.

I must have been a koala in my past life.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

In all thy humours, whether grave or mellow, Thou'rt such a touchy, testy, pleasant fellow, Hast so much wit and mirth and spleen about thee, There is no living with thee, nor without thee.

I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have.

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.

The crushing, pitiful, and frequently just plain risible pathos of an unsuccessful actor/performer's life is well charted.

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.

I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused.

It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.