Quotes About Humor

I'm pretty goofy and I make a lot of dumb jokes - life is too short to be serious, so I guess that's how I flirt. To be honest, I think I'm too shy and reserved to be a proper old fashioned flirt.

Isn't it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

Hrithik is the go-to guy for queries related to diet. He is great with expressions and is funny in real life. I wonder why someone hasn't cast him in a comic role yet.

It's true, of course, humor is very important in my life, as you know. That's the only reason for living, in fact.

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.

Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.

I try to conduct my life with a little levity.

Purpose, or mission, is determined by the development of values, balance, ethics, humor, morality, and sensitivities. It manifests itself in the way we look at life.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.

I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."

If you want to succeed in life...you must pick 3 bones to carry with you at all times: a wish bone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

Don't take yourself too seriously.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

The best things in life are silly.

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

In life you have two choices. You can laugh or you can cry. You have to laugh, you have to.

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.

Life is too short to be taken seriously.

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.

My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor.