Quotes About Humor

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.

Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.

Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.

I think that no matter how much you don't like yourself or the drama of your life you can still find some comedy in it.

A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor.

Don't take life too seriously.

Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life.

The movie of my life must be really low budget.

Laughter is the music of life.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.

What is really important to me is a sense of humour and a mischief about life. Life is just too boring otherwise.

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

I am writing My Life to laugh at myself, and I am succeeding.

Life! Don't talk to me about life!