Quotes About Humor

Marriage is ridiculous.

Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.

I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.

It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.

Me, as myself, I don't think I'm particularly funny. But I've noticed that people in my life always have found me amusing. Which, when I was little, really bothered me.

I think the only way to get through this life is laughing hard and constantly, mostly at myself.

A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense of humor is an important factor predisposing some people toward long life.

I think my general disposition on life is finding what's funny about it. When something happens, the first thing in my mind is, "What's funny about it?"

Humor is the contemplation of the finite from the point of view of the infinite.

....avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!" -Angela

Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"

Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.

Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

I try to find a reason to laugh each day. Somehow, if you can incorporate laughter into your day, every day, it really helps. It's the little things in life that make me happy.

When people ask me how is it I was a musician, I facetiously say that I'm a firm believer in reincarnation and in a previous life I was Johann Sebastian Bach's guide dog.

...He palmed up the life Alert. Death Alert was more like it: Help, I haven't fallen and I'm standing up-can you come and rectify this problem? - Isaac

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

See what you're doing wrong, laugh at it, change and do better.