Quotes About Humor

Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era.

It's important to learn to laugh at ourselves. Don't take life too seriously.

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much . . . because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

For every laugh, there should be a tear.

Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life.

I like frogs. I am not crazy about their legs in a buffet, but I like their casual approach to life.

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.

You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life.

I'm always identifying some fallacy in my own life. I'm sort of making fun of myself by exploring and unpacking just why I'm sort of automatically thrown to be a certain way.

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.

Life is a waste without humor -- living is all about happiness and laughter.

If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.

Nobody ever died of laughter.

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.

I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

Do people really think that about my nose? I spent my whole life hating it, so its amusing that people like it!

I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry.