Quotes About Humor

It is well known that humor, more than anything else in the human make-up, can afford an aloofness and an ability to rise above any situation, even if only for a few seconds.

Perfection is a trifle dull. It is not the least of life's ironies that this, which we all aim at, is better not quite achieved.

Don't take life so serious. It ain't no-hows permanent.

Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

I got used to dealing with groups of boys and getting on with life in unpleasant circumstances and being smart and funny and subversive at the expense of authority.

I like things that are funny - in everyday conversation, in incidents that you see, in watching TV or watching film. Comedy has always had an impact on my life.

Growing up, the most important thing, after taking care of your family and getting a decent job of work, was having a laugh. That was the point to life.

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

Life's too mysterious to take too serious.

I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.

Say you'll marry me." Sighing melodramatically, Tyler wound his free arm around Johnnie's neck. He pulled back enough to look again into Johnnie's eyes. "Fine. But why do I get the feeling I get to be the bride?

Well, maybe he was Jesus but his hair could have used a comb.

For me, success was finding the courage to be true to myself, and holding on to a sense of humor along the way while refining my craft. Sean

It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them.

But at home he was our humorous, kind, and wise Dad. He loved reading, and he loved including the whole family in his discoveries. He

We are in desperate need of a well-done romantic lesbian comedy.

If there exists in this universe anything more infuriating and crazy-making than a man, I don't know what it is, thank you, and I don't want to know.

I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.

My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her eyes blared wide open, face fixed in a big grin, and have a taped greeting for all her mourners. Something real upbeat and, well, live-sounding, like: 'He-e-e-ey!Cuteshoestellyomamahi!

Do not ever give a Queen a home appliance as a gift. Period. The end.

God made Labrador in six days. And on the seventh, he threw rocks at it. —Old Newfoundland saying

The only difference between the Church of Rome and the Church of England, Franklin joked, is that the former is infallible while the latter is never in the wrong.

The thing is, I was so bursting for the loo that I thought my bladder was going to explode. I could hardly speak, let alone make it up your stairs. When you threw the key down and I had to bend over to pick it up, I thought that was it, I was going to flood the road! And I'm not even exaggerating. I've never been so desperate in my life.