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Quotes About Humor

On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick."
~ Tom Waits
what's life without a spice of stupidity
~ Nancy Springer
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
~ Mark Ruffalo
Some folks think I painted Lincoln from life, but I haven't been around that long. Not quite.
~ Norman Rockwell
PHONOGRAPH, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.
~ Ambrose Bierce
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
~ Bill Watterson
Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk
~ Christopher Moore
Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy.
~ Jon Stewart
Chick Lit uses humor to reflect life back to us. It's a very comforting genre, and it's the first time our generation has had a voice. It's a very important genre for all of those reasons.
~ Marian Keyes
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.
~ Marilyn vos Savant
I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.
~ Matthew Perry
Gorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean, life...no, actually, it was my wife.
~ Terry Gilliam
Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!
~ Herb Kelleher
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
~ Joan Rivers
Mathematicians are a bit like the laconic Vermonter who, when asked if he's lived in the state his whole life, replies, "Not yet."
~ John Allen Paulos
It's hard enougth to find intelligent life right here in Washington!
~ William Proxmire
Perhaps I am just a coward who loves to laugh at life better than I do cry with it. But when I do get to crying, boy, I can roll a mean tear.
~ Zora Neale Hurston
Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.
~ Bill Hicks
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.
~ Lana Turner
My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much.
~ Dana Gould
I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything would be perfect.
~ Doug Sanders
I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.
~ Doug Stanhope
All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.
~ Faina Ranevskaya