Quotes About Humor

Nathan said nothing for a moment. Then, < There's nothing in my fur, is there? > Simon gave the other Wolf a careful look. "No boogers." < Good. I hate washing boogers out of fur. > "Who doesn't ? What comes out of human noses is disgusting.

so my cousin was called Shay D., which quickly became Shady." "Unusual name for a police officer," Monty said.

Aye subtle hen

Prithee Sirrah and Begorrah.

There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sounds egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.

Laughter is carbonated holiness.

Mr. Wiggles seems taken with you." "It tried to urinate on me the other day. I prefer not to be 'taken' by something like that.

He was well aware of what an ass he was. Only Roman could tolerate him, really. Stupid, charming bastard.

You are wickedly droll, Lord Downing. However do you survive with such wit at your disposal?" He smiled. "It is most troublesome.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm sick of this poem, you probably are too.

Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.

Don't wish me happiness I don't expect to be happy all the time... It's gotton beyond that somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor. I will need them all.

The men who cannot laugh at themselves frighten me even more than those who laugh at everything.

Laughter nibbled at my lips like tiny fish in warm water.

God shined his laughter down upon us like a giant heat lamp and therefore we did not cringe at the death hole

She tried to allow herself only one biting remark an hour, and she had already overstepped her allowance.

And what if I think you're doing this out of misguided sense of decency?" "Oh, any sense of decency I possess is most definitely misguided," he said cheerfully.

I can't be good ALL the time.

We have nothing to fear but our mothers.

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right

She was eager to stoop to his level.

Lets ignore our mothers' well-meant advice.

The nuns were still just one step behind her.