Quotes About Humor

But you're not as stupid as they say!... Or are you?

Mais tu n'es pas aussi abruti qu'on le dit, quand même!.. Si, tu l'es?

Le rire énorme de cette femme, ce travail débile chez Touclean, la Bredart, les histoires abracadabrantes de Carine, les engueulades, les cigarettes échangées, la fatigue physique, leurs fous rires imbéciles et leurs méchantes humeurs quelquefois, tout cela l'aidait à vivre. L'aidait à vivre, oui.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

My bottom is my deliquent daughter. I lavish praise upon her cheeks when she's well behaved and when she gets out of control, I pretend she isn't mine.

At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.

I even – sign of the true convert – grew to like salo, the raw pig-fat, eaten with black bread, salt and garlic, that is the national delicacy and star of a raft of jokes turning on the Ukrainian male's alleged preference for salo over sex.

The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at.

Humor is probably species specific

Fuck me! I love the sound of this. All that's missing is 007 and Miss Funnyfanny.' He got to his feet and picked up the schedule for the morning editorial conference from his desk. 'Prove all this, Gilmour. That should be easy for a woman like you.

Everybody's funny if you love them.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

The incident illustrates the distinct absence of a communist sense of humor.

satirist Caran d'Ache

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

When Mel told his Jewish mother he was marrying an Italian girl, she said: "Bring her over. I'll be in the kitchen with my head in the oven".

What are you going to call them?" Meg asked. "Lunch?" Simon offered. The female pack gave him a look that made him think running away would be a good idea, if he wasn't the leader and couldn't back down.

I'll see if I can find someone in the Toland Police Department who doesn't use his brains to wipe his backside.

Vlad stared at Simon. "Meg told the Elders they were..." "Bad puppies," Simon finished. "Yeah." A minute passed before Vlad said, "Why?" "They didn't say 'please' when they asked for cookies." "I don't know what to say." Simon scratched behind an ear that was now Wolf-shaped and furry. "That's okay. Meg said plenty for all of us.

Do the Sanguinati have trouble with mosquitoes?" "You mean, do the big bloodsuckers get pestered by the little bloodsuckers?" Judging by my attorney's laughter, if I failed to turn The Jumble into a viable business, I could always get a job as a stand-up comedian in a vampire bar.

Nathan said nothing for a moment. Then, "There's nothing in my fur, is there?" Simon gave the other Wolf a careful look. "No boogers." "Good. I hate washing boogers out of fur." "Who doesn't? What comes out of human noses is disgusting...

I really wish I'd known Natasha and Ilya when I was getting my divorce. They took bloodsucking to a whole different level.

The last time I visited the Hall, Uncle Daemon said you weren't allowed to have broccoli, because it makes you fart," Daemonar said. Tagg whined and gave the grocer a pleading look. "I might risk Prince Yaslana's displeasure," the grocer said, "but I'm not going to do anything that could stink up Lady Marian's home.

A bunny trying to intimidate a Wolf? How ludicrous!