Quotes About Humor

She must have been French, because she had more hair under her arm than I did. 

Millie snapped. "Are you saying I'm an old wife?" "I'd better shut my trap before I fall into yours.

Vea con buen humor sus fracasos y no los tome muy en serio

Why do I drive a pickup truck? What am I supposed to haul my dogs around in, a Rolls-Royce?

Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.

The size of a man's understanding may always be justly measured by his mirth.

Angling or float fishing I can only compare to a stick and a string, with a worm at one end and a fool at the other.

The reciprocal civility of authors is one of the most risible scenes in the farce of life.

What is an Epigram? A dwarfish whole, Its body brevity, and wit its soul.

People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.

Have you talked to Lindsay about me? Not really. But the night of that charity thing, when I was driving her home, she told me I should wait an appropriate amount of time out of respect for Paul Wheeler and then ask you out. She did? Yeah. But I told her I was in no rush because I'd already fucked you, so-- WHAT? He looked across at her and grinned. Just kidding.

it was probably a good thing that Foster and Laura Speakman couldn't reproduce, because both of them were fucking nuts.

humor. "Where's Rennie?" Not much

El cómico francés Coluche tenía un tremebundo chiste: "en la primera guerra mundial, hubo 75% de víctimas militares y 25% civiles. En la segunda, 50% militares y 50% civiles". Y remataba diciendo: "¡En la próxima será mejor ser militar!

To be sure, I'm not perfect wife material: I'm neurotic. I'm compulsive. I speak before I think and can't cook worth a damn. I'm messy and germaphobic all at once, and it's not entirely unheard of for me to get hold of the wrong end of the stick and then hang there like a pitbull.

Always carry a large flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and further, always carry a small snake.

And you know what they say. Always carry a large flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and further, always carry a small snake.

I kind of have to go to the bathroom, Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. Can I come?

At least you know what you want. I don't know what I want. Then he was quiet for a long time. We were almost home before he said, Just want to be with you. Like this. My heart sped up. I made a joke. That's probably not a viable career option. Yeah, he said, laughing a little. Probably not.

They're lucky, I said. I was already imagining our good-bye-we'd both cry, we'd have a good long hug, we'd say things we might be scared to say if we knew we had to look each other in the eye the next day. I don't know about that. I can be a pain. He laughed then, and bit into a donut. You might have noticed. I laughed, too. Might have.

To you," he said, "I surrender my heart and soul." She rolled her eyes. "Very romantic, considering you have neither.

You're a teenage boy. I have boobs. What part of the equation is missing?

He said, will you marry me! And I laughed. I remember thinking, this is a joke, and I said, yeah ok! And laughed! He was deadly serious, he said, you do realize that one day you will be queen! And a voice said to me inside, you won't be queen, but you will have a touch role! -Diana

He said, will you marry me! And I laughed. I remember thinking, this is a joke, and I said, yeah ok! And laughed! He was deadly serious, he said, you do realize that one day you will be queen! And a voice said to me inside, you won't be queen, but you will have a tough role! -Diana