Quotes About Humor

Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!

Humor (is) the process that allows one to brush reality aside when it gets too distressing.

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Ann Coulter is living proof that you can't make a silk purse out of a horse's ass

if you're using an exponential algorithm O(2n), you might want to make a cup of coffee—your routine should finish in about 10263 years. Let us know how the universe ends.

I've got a theory. Now, hear me out. It's that our lives are half comedy and half tragedy. And for some people, it just works out that the first entire half of their lives is tragedy and then the second half is comedy.

But it is a rule of life, alas, that nobody is kidding.

but can one "get" an edge any more than one can "get" a sense of humor? Or do you fake it, the way a humorless businessman memorizes jokes and is considered "a riot," leaving parties before he runs out of material?

but I think you water your wine; the wonder of life is in its small absurdities, so easily overlooked.

Nothing to do but laugh about it. True for everything.

The artists found out long ago that the way to combat a government that presents lies as if they were the truth is to tell the truth as if it were a joke. Humor became a means of encoded communication, and so long as they made jokes they could be vocal and invulnerable.

Woody Allen once quipped that dwarf is once of the four funniest words in the English language. To be in your very essence perceived as comical is a significant burden.

Dirty nappies.

An artist's impression of what it would look like if Mr Big Nose's nose exploded.

Hey, I know,' says Terry. 'Why don't

Andy Griffiths

THE 13-STOREY MONKEY HOUSE

ABOVE: An artist's impression of what it would look like if Mr Big Nose's nose exploded.

Okay," I said, "then I'm sorry to inform you that I'm going to have to whack you over the head with this giant banana." "Not if I can whack you first!" said Terry, snatching the banana from my hands and whacking me over the head with it. That's when everything went black.

BARKY THE BARKING DOG SHOW

Boy germs. Actually, no. That's just a joke. (Shocking fact #2: Not only are boy germs completely harmless, they have been scientifically proven—by me and my best friend, Danny—to be GOOD for you.)

i fight with love and i laugh with rage....you gotta live light enough to see the humor, and long enough to see some change...

We are made to bleed and scab and heal and bleed again and turn every scar into a joke. We are made to fight and fuck and talk and fight again and sit around and laugh until we choke.

Are pants really that important?" Laura said. She said it sarcastically because she was afraid of her tears.