Quotes About Humor

God, why are the jerks always the cute ones?

Laughter, it turns out, is the soul of liberty.

Barking spiders!

And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag.

High school wasn't a trial by fire or some ordeal that had to be survived. It was all a big joke. You just had to provide the laugh track.

Being an author sucks, doesn't it? It's like telling a joke and nobody laughs for two years.

So what are those balloons for? In case you fall off your hoverboard?' -- Tally to Peris

You know,' I called, 'you're the one that's going to have to explain to Max how you got your blender back.' I'll tell him I astral-projected. Butt-head.

I'll tell him I astral-projected. Butt-head.

Lace: Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire? Cal: Um, maybe?

I've often heard it said, a preacher Might learn, with a comedian for a teacher.

The time for useful work flies fast. Why talk of being in the humor? Who hesitates will never be.

Y me río de mi propio corazón… y le cumplo sus caprichos.

Es bleibt doch endlich nach wie vor Mit ihren hunderttausend Possen Die Welt ein einzig großer Tor

An intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous.

Der Verständige findet fast alles lächerlich, der Vernünftige fast nichts.

Amy and Warren: "You aren't going to be fighting with Uncle James anymore, are you?" "Wouldn't think of it. Now that he's going to be my uncle, too, I've decided to show him nothing but respect" "Good God. He'll murder you

At least you didn't need to change your breeches." He glanced up again instantly, pinning her eyes with his, his own suddenly gone lambent. "Now why didn't I think of that? Would it inspire you to ravish me?

She heard his tongue click."No wonder you want to marry, Ros Roslynn.You simply want to change your name".

Humour breaks down boundaries, it topples our self-importance, it connects people, and because it engages and entertains, it ultimately enlightens.

The view that a peptic ulcer may be the hole in a man's stomach through which he crawls to escape from his wife has fairly wide acceptance.

Mathematicians are a bit like the laconic Vermonter who, when asked if he's lived in the state his whole life, replies, "Not yet.")

Christ alive. Satan is a very beefy boy.

I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.