Quotes About Humor

Mientras la mente rígida está petrificada y cerrada al cambio y la mente líquida es gaseosa, la mente flexible posee un cuerpo modificable. No está fija en un punto ni se desliza por cualquier parte sin rumbo, sino que posee una dirección renovable. A la mente flexible le gusta el movimiento, la curiosidad, la exploración, el humor, la creatividad, la irreverencia y, por sobre todo, ponerse a prueba.

Ingenio: sutileza, perspicacia, chispa, inspiración, mente despejada y libre, no atada a condiciones previas asfixiantes. Distanciamiento: alejarse de uno mismo, alejarse del "yo" y sus inseguridades, del ego y su vanidad, poner la lógica entre paréntesis y tomar lo paradójico y lo incomprensible como punto de partida para crear humor en cantidades. Ingenio + capacidad de distanciamiento cognitivo = salud mental

Qué es mejor? Sin duda, la luminosidad del humor, la carcajada, así sea improcedente a veces (nunca ofensiva).

Habrá mayor síntoma de salud mental que no tomarse uno mismo muy en serio?

La potencia intelectual de un hombre se mide por la dosis de humor que es capaz de utilizar. NIETZSCHE

Of all failures, to fail in a witticism is the worst, and the mishap is the more calamitous in a drawn-out and detailed one.

Mom stopped reading, closed the book, and started laughing her ass off. Behind her a bunch of old dudes reading newspapers looked up at her, all disapproving, like she'd just farted or something.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled — it's just the opposite!

But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

Why don't you marry another gay guy? That was fun...

Stoic needs a good sense of humor.

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.

Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive.

When you have a Thai girlfriend you never lose her - you just sometimes lose your place in the queue

Olsons P.I. 'Kenny Jones' as he approaches a barman in a notorious Bangkok Gay bar as part of an investigation - 'I was tempted to ask him if he had heard the one about the two condoms walking down Soi Rome when they see The Balcony Pub. One condom turns to the other and says 'Let's go in there and get shit-faced' -

a splinter in the butt as you slide down the banister

My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps.

My parents armed me with an amazing sense of humor, and it's what you need when, well, it's what anyone needs in this world.

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.