Quotes About Humor

I have found that the key to being happy — well, one of the keys, anyway — is to be easily amused

Riker tells Data to just get on with it already, so Data says Ferengi are like Yankee traders from 18th-century America. This indicates that, in the 24th century, the traditional practice of using 600-year-old comparisons is still in vogue, like when you're stuck in traffic on the freeway, and say, "Man, this is just like Vasco de Gama trying to go around the Cape of Good Hope!

No man, ever indulged more freely or happily in that playful facetiousness which gratifies all without wounding any.

Laughter is the best medicine for a long and happy life. He who laughs–lasts!

Kendine dair f?kralar? duyuyor ve ba?kalar?yla birlikte bunlara kahkahalarla gülüyorsun. Kendinle alay etti?inden gülüyor de?ilsin. küçük adama gülüyorsun sen; ama kendine güldü?ünü, gülünecek halde oldu?unu bilmiyorsun. Milyonlarca küçük adam, insanlar?n kendilerine güldü?ünü, gülünecek halde olduklar?n? bilmiyorlar.

Ran into my doppelgänger at the mall. Tried hard not to bust up laughing when my 4yr old yelled "hey daddy, isn't that YOU?"

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp.

Whenever a kangaroo puts his paws on your shoulder and gives you a big grin, that is the time to leave.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

Links, sagte Humboldt. Wieso links, fragte Bonpland. Also rechts, sagte Humboldt. Aber warum rechts? Zum Teufel, rief Humboldt, jetzt werde es ihm zu blöd.

Its easy to make frends if you let pepul laff at you.

Punctuation, is? fun!

Absurdism: The concept that we cannot reconcile our desire to find a meaning of life with the fact that it is rationally impossible to do so. Also, various philosophers' ideas on how to lead an absurdist life. Some people who embrace the absurdist outlook find it hilarious in a bittersweet sort of way.

When you're young you say, "If I become a vegetable, pull the plug!" You get older, you hedge a little. "If I'm a turnip, kill me. If I'm a trendier vegetable, like radicchio, mist me twice a day and trim the wilted leaves."

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Now, some people will bemoan this fact, wag their fingers in your direction, and tell you sternly that you should live every minute of your life as though it were your last, which only goes to show that some people would spend their final ten minutes giving other people dumb advice. The

I like chicken.

The U.S. troops joked that ISAF stood for "I Suck at Fighting," "I Saw Americans Fighting," or "I Sunbathe at FOBs [forward operating bases].

El humor, esa expresión irreductible de ética.

Lo sa qual è l'unico modo per far ridere il buon Dio?". Esitazione all'altro capo del filo. "Raccontargli i propri progetti." In altre parole, niente panico, non c'è nulla che vada come previsto, è l'unica cosa che ci insegna il futuro quando diventa passato.