Quotes About Humor

Quand Suzanne imitait l'accent français, mon accent, elle m'offrait la physiologie de notre langue. Son visage rétrécissait, ses sourcils se haussaient, elle redressait la tête, baissait à demi les paupières, avançait une bouche hautaine et boudeuse : Vous autres, maudits Français, toujours à parler avec votre bouche en cul-de-poule, comme si vous chiiez des Å"ufs en or sur nos pauvres têtes!

the standard Chicago hot dog comes with everything you need to sustain life . . . until the bright green pickle relish catches up with you and you die.

She believed that "British cuisine" was an oxymoron

But fortunately they sent Inspector Clouseau.

Jews don't camp...The last time the Jews went camping, they spent forty years wandering in the desert.

What do psychology professors say when they pass each other in the hallway? "Hi, you're fine, how am I?" I know, I know. The joke isn't that funny.

Adults love to ask children idiotic questions so that we can chuckle when they give us idiotic answers.

Generalmente, es mejor caer en gracia que ser gracioso.

People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath.

Still," he says, "if I shared my doubts with you, about God and love and life and death, that's all you'd have: a bunch of doubts. But now, see, you've got all these great jokes." "They're

This is probably going to sound a little weird"—he made a sound like a soft chuckle—"sorry. The accent on your voicemail reminds me of my mom's sister. She's from Savannah. She used to call everything bat-shit crazy. That's what made me laugh just now." The voice stopped, and Harper thought he'd disconnected. A

Grandma had been encouraging me to castrate men since I was old enough to know what dicks even were.

My uncle and I had a fairly compact "Take My Wife" routine for two people who were not married and couldn't stand the sight of each other.

Ne volim ljude koji se izvla?e iz svega kao kišne gliste. Bez ožiljka i bez ogrebotine. Komedijaši.

I find that people find a way out of misery through humor and it's humor that's often unacceptable to people who are not in quite such a state of misery.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.

I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?

My wife said to me recently that she hates couples who finish each other's sentences for them. I agreed that it was annoying, but it made me think that perhaps we were missing out on something, so now every time she says anything, I say 'full stop' at the end. I have been doing it for a full week now, and it has really kept the romance alive.

I poked a monk.

I apologize. I feel I've let you down somehow with my tales of reasonable and efficient travel. I'm sure if I'd been Bill Bryson my taxi driver would have told me a funny story, or something. I'm afraid mine simply listened to the BBC London and was outraged by everything the presenter was saying. He did spit when he talked, though, if that's any use to you.

He descubierto que no puedes comenzar a ser detallista con los demás, si primero no te miras hacia adentro. Por lo que, básicamente, desarrollé la capacidad de reírme de mi mismo.