Quotes About Humor

Thanks a bunch, brother. Remind me to thank you with a fist in your fool face.

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laugh uproariously. Dar and Aud looked back to see what

Let's just say this. Do the words voodoo, live chickens, a love potion, and two dingbat females riding a Harley mean anything to you?

All forms of comedy are terrifying.

I've one foot in the grave and the other on a bar of soap.

The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.

Surrender gracefully. In time you'll find it was worth the sacrifice. But it will require time and patience and perhaps most important, a sense of humor.

I'll tell you the way I see it, families have got personalities just like people. The Donovans are healthy stock and stubborn, and prone to holding a grudge. The Sparrows see the humor in everything and like to laugh even when it's bound to upset more serious-minded folks.

So the guru goes up to the hot dog guy. Hot dog guy says, 'What can I get you?' "And the guru says, 'Make me one. With everything.'

I wasn't just wrong. I was wrong in such a vast and specific way that I felt like the punchline of a cruel joke.

Welcome to the dork side ;)

You? You're no more a detective than I am a ballet dancer," he exclaimed. "I'd like to see you in tights and a tutu.

pulling my leg. Well, don't stay alone here too late

You know why Polish jokes are so short?...So the Germans can remember them.

How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be the French version of the village idiot

Emma still had a lot to learn about me. The only place I went stag was the bathroom.

Emma sounds like an old maid. Sutton's way better." - Nisha Emma pursed her lips, but I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing.

Emily peered at Carolyn's tall glass of dark liquid. It had a familiar smell, and she burst out laughing. "Is that straight-up Dr Pepper?" Carolyn raised her glass. "Heck yeah, it is.

pussies who rode small, gay horses

Gol guppas are a strange food: I have never located an equivalent to them or their culinary situation. They are an outdoor food, a passing whim, and no one would dream of recreating their frivolity inside her own kitchen. A gol guppa is a small hollow oval of the lightest pastry that is dipped into a fiery liquid sauce made of tamarind and cayenne and lemon and cold water. It is evidently a food invented as a joke, in a moment of good humor.

Did he really just poop a rainbow? Seriously, did that just happen? Because I saw it happen.

promise the dragon won't eat me."The dragon spoke. "I wouldn't dream of it, little Key. You are not flavored to my liking." "Somehow I don't feel reassured," she said.

We mock because we love. You know that.