Quotes About Humor

My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

If I got a dollar every time someone told me to name my future kid 'Batmo' I'd almost have enough to pay for therapy for a kid named Batmo.

I enjoy humour more than anything, I don't really sit around banging my head and crying all the time.

I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.

At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'

My first time on stage was the class "graduation" at the Comedy Store. It was awesome. Everything got huge laughs and I just thought I knew how to do comedy.

The only time an Australian ever walks is when his car runs out of petrol.

You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year...unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time.

Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.

Really, contrary to popular belief, I like to have a good time and not take myself too seriously.

He looks like a man who has nits and worms at the same time.

I feel like we can prove in real time the old trope that comedy is tragedy plus time.

When we did Top of the Pops for the third time, we decided to do it as a television program here called Come Dancing, which is not as rude as it sounds.

Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.

Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.

As in, I think 'Badlands' is one of the funniest films of all time: "Every day I wish I was carried off to a magical land, but that never happened" is one of the funniest lines in any film.

Feminist humor raises consciousness. And the reason it's funny is because it stands something on its head. Goodness knows you've got to have a sense of humor if you do feminism full-time, I tell you.

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.

The only time laughter is wicked is when it is turned against Him Who gave it.

One time I had too many Heinekens and I googled myself and realized that that was a very, very bad combination.