Quotes About Humor

I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

People come up to me as I leave the stage after a performance and tell me tey saw my mother onstage with me every time I sing. I keep a sense of humor about it.

Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs.

It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.

I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time.

It's great to be able to pretend you're tough but funny at the same time.

Most of the time, my favorite drama has comedy in it as well. I think most good dramas have comedy in there. And all of the dramatic actors I look up to are also very funny.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

Every time I wrote a sketch that was in my voice, Ferrell would just do it better.

At around 19 I realized that I really didn't have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke.

I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.

Men are more visual creatures and rate women based on looks. We like to laugh and be shown a good time. I've never rated anyone on looks.

I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets; you may not find something to laugh about immediately.

I love Jimmy Fallon; he's always a great time.

I remember my dad turning to me - my dad loves to turn to me and explain why things are funny. He used to do that with Seinfeld all the time. He did it with Colombo, too, set the scene.

I had my trousers on at all times.

I run my household. Not all the time, well, sometimes.

With song titles, I try to keep a healthy sense of humor while saying something at the same time.

We live in a time where improv is king and people love improv, and I think there's a time and a place for that and people who are really good at structuring improv.