Quotes About Humor

You have a sense of humour. I am in favor of jokes. They have political value. Jokes are a release for the cowardly and the impotent.

He sat heavily down on a tall tubular adjustable chair, which shortened suddenly under his weight and split him on the floor. Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of a tragedy.

He can make a woman laugh. Look how Tooley is laughing now. His father was the same. It's the best way, Henry, to win a woman.

Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of tragedy.

If I had been told I would have laughed, as I laugh now on my better days.

Whenever he was reminded that life was a losing battle to entropy, what with light-bulbs flickering and horseshoes and nails shuffling out of neat order the moment he turned his back, he was also reminded that humor and a cheerful disposition were the only known antidotes.

Judgement of my humours is not always my strongest attribute.' 'You spoke your mind, I spoke mine. No more needs to be said.

Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it...

There's only one joke worth laughing at and it's the joke of existence.

It went okay. Kaye shifted her eyes to one side and shrugged. Rachel Browning tried to pull down my shorts. Did she succeed? Cross asked. Got them down to my curlies, Kaye said. The young men looked ready to appear shocked, should Cross be. Cross laughed. Jesus, Kaye. I never know what I'm going to hear from you. You drive my PR folks nuts.

But ingenuity is often indistinguishable from foolish play, and foolish play is one of those traits I find most endearing about humanity.

You smell bad," Riser observed. "I want to piss my pants," I said. "Me, too," Riser said. "Let's not and say we did.

Right. I can tell from the bat wings and the leeches that you three are just all happy-smiles and rainbows.

Hey, dragon! Jay said loudly. The dragon opened one eye. How can you tell if you have a dragon in your bathroom? The door won't close! How long was the dragons vacation? Four days and three knights! How about this one? Three ninja and a dragon walk into a dojo, and-- The Lightning Dragon swiped it's massive tail , knocking Jay off his feet. That's the worst thing about dragons, muttered Jay, standing back up. They don't know good jokes when they hear them.

La vida es una broma solo que tú vas a llegar al final del chiste... antes

You should have dragged my butt out of bed. Your butt's too big to drag, Taylor said. Hayley sat on the floor, facing her sister. That means yours is too. We have the same butt, remember? Don't remind me, Taylor said. I see it every time you walk in front of me.

Humor was the curtain she put around everything.

amateur gynecology.

Script writing advice, from (William?) Rotsler (p.80) Funny is better than serious Short is better than long Short and funny is where you stop.

We say that life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think.

Your wife, she like a doorknob, ever'body gets a turn.

Not all lawyers are annoying. Some are dead.

Her fatty teenage self had struggled to get thin, saying angrily once, "Inside of me there's a thin person just screaming to get out." And her mom had smiled and said, "Just the one, dear?"—which provoked laughs, and now in memory nearly made her weep.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. —STEVEN WRIGHT