Quotes About Humor

Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.

Friends humor and flatter us, they steal our time, they encourage our love of ease, they make us content with ourselves, they are the foes of our virtue and our glory.

Oscar Wilde turned the world upside down and was able to laugh at it, and hopefully by the time I'm 120 and worn out, that's what I will achieve. I love being alive so much.

The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.

Vaclav Havel had this great sense of humor. And you kind of felt that he was making a little bit fun of everything at the same time.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?

When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.

If the future historians were to digitally unearth our generation, they would decipher the facial expressions on the "Selfie's" as the generation of people suffering from wide spread constipation!

I guess us folks in California are kind of straitlaced and old-fashioned."Hahaha, I thought on the way downstairs. I never thought I'd say those words with a straight face...

Life can be a waste by jesting and joking away their time.

That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.

I love dry British humor. I love to sketch in my off time. I love tequila.

Every time I do a movie like 'Finding Neverland' or 'Chocolat' or 'Shakespeare' in Love, ' we deal with the creative process, but there's humor and fun along the way. I always love that kind of movie.

I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything fantastical to become relatable.

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.

Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.'

A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.

Laughing together heartily at the same thing forms an instant bond.

The more things we can laugh about, the more alive we become: The more things we can laugh about together, the more connected we become.

I think if you have someone without a sense of humor, you're less likely to be together.