Quotes About Humor

Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. "Aaarrk," Artemis half choked.

I was a tomboy and any time anyone says something about me being hot, it makes me giggle.

To spend too much time in studies is sloth; to use them too much for ornament is affection; to make judgment wholly by their rules is the humor of a scholar.

I remember seeing Eddie Murphy RAW and seeing people laughing and having a good time and that was the same response I was getting so I thought I was on to something.

I actually started in comedy, but then after 'Deadwood' I started concentrating on the dramas more. But then I just got tired for raping and killing and figured, 'It's time to do another comedy.

Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time.

None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.

The New Testament is not new anymore' it's thousands of years old. It's time to start calling it the Less Old Testament.

The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

You can say you're a liberal and everybody laughs and it's a good time.

There are these important things in some people's lives that can make you laugh even when you're going through a tough time or a stressful week.

These days all you need is the ability to watch television and hold a potato at the same time to call yourself a designer.

A joke is necessary at this time.

One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put his hand in the holy water.

No wonder Wonderland isn't funny to read anymore: We live there full time. We need a break from it.

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

Aunt Jane observed, the second time She tumbled off a bus, 'The step is short from the Sublime To the Ridiculous.

I think that a sense of humor of an actor comes through most of the time. Maybe some actors have less than others, and I have it, I think. It's my nature.

I remember the first time I heard a teenager say 'LOL.' Just what? But it means 'laugh.' Why don't you just laugh? What are you doing?

Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.

I recently had to wait two and a half hours in a doctor's office, just waiting to be seen. I literally was genuinely thinking 'Well, maybe this is a time loop.'