Quotes About Humor

Another female household-hinter gave me a recipe for a big hearty main dish of elbow macaroni, mint jelly, lima beans, mayonnaise and cheese baked until 'hot and yummy.' Unless my taste buds are paralyzed, this dish could be baked until hell freezes over and it might get hot but never 'yummy.

Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health - I don't abuse it.

It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana."

I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.

He was succeeded by a gentleman who gazed at the Brussels sprouts and asked if the funny little knobs on the stalks were a form of disease. I told him yes. Eczema.

I don't think we should have a dinosaur that poops kids.

Hester thought about the political upheaval gripping the country and said, "These are serious times." "Yes, they are, which is why it's important to seek out humor and beauty whenever possible. If we don't, we'll all be buried beneath the weight of the misery.

Olivia handed Cara the bowl of ice cream. "You finish it. Life would be so much easier if Malloy would go out onto the plains and let himself be eaten by a bear.

These are serious times." "Yes, they are, which is why it's important to seek out humor and beauty whenever possible. If we don't, we'll all be buried beneath the weight of the misery.

Thank you for loving me, Kent, because if I was married to him, I would have killed him so many years ago, I'd be paroled by now.

Seriousness is a disease.

Humor's the hardest thing to translate.

To be comic is merely to be playful, but wit is a serious matter. To laugh at it is to confess that you do not understand.

DANCE, v.i. To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter.

LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.

Corona Virus becomes active only on Saturday and Sunday so maintain lockdown, and on rest of the days it observes holidays and therefore ,common people should go to their workplaces. Ha ha ha

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

I don't just try to be funny.

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. I actively seek it out.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.